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Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
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"It was not god who created man... it was man who created god!" ~Michael Seebach from Big O
"If you don't like it, it's your own fault." ~Garfield the Cat
"That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer!" ~Calculon from Futurama
~Caladbolgsama
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Love me or fear me, but mostly fear me
NEVER! I like the shading! It. Kicks. ASS!!!!
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QWERTYUIOP!!!
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"Boysenberry! The most delicious part of my post-apocalyptic nightmare!"
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"Boysenberry! The most delicious part of my post-apocalyptic nightmare!"
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'I have seen mountains, deserts, plains and the unimaginable creatures thereon. But never have I come across a beautiful woman who is content with her appearance.'
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Everyone needs a shadow,
And all may have followers.
Heros and villians aren't safe from...
ChibiKage, Curse of a Thousand Bishies!
Coming to a web page near you! (Fear!!!
OHMIGODSQUEEEEE!!!
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"You have friends who love you and would do just about anything for you. Most people can't say that."
As told by Charles K. in a text message to Randi.
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Live life with your own pair of eyes.
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